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[yolomoncompany]

I feel like a little kid asking “why” nonstop.

But why? Why is Oga considered evil when he’s a very loving parent and goes out of his way to help the people he cares about?

Why did two out of three Furuichi’s refuse to return? “Well you know… I just don’t like this.” But WHY???!!????

[qveenofgluttony]

The time had come for the sin to finally reveal herself. A huge screen was placed onto the stage. After which, an equally large figure emerged from behind as she walked onto the stage. Her silhouette was unmistakable even to those who might have only ever seen her from afar. However, she wouldn't reveal herself just quite yet.

She posed dramatically. Each of the lights went out. One by One. As if by some supernatural force, the entire ballroom fell utterly silent. Waiting with baited breath to see what she would do next. Then, she began to sing.

“I'm the light…every night in your world… Are you ready to watch me be legendary? 'Cause I'm…! Ultra…luminary…”

As the band joined in, the stage itself transformed. It separated into a platform that rose high into the air above the guests. Steps began to pop out, connecting the platform to the rest of the stage that remained on the ground. 

“You wish on me in my glitter light First star you see tonight”

The screen still remained in place, yet Beelzebub began to move behind it, dancing along to the music.

“So wish away, wish with all your might Upon this radiant sight~”

Balls of glittery light began to dance and fly through the air, bursting into miniature explosions of different colored bursts of light.

Beelza chuckles form her “hiding place” on top of one of the chandeliers. The darkness gives her relative cover from being seen by the other guests. The way her hands move in slow, purposeful circles hint that she is the one behind the light show.

“The stars ignite They flame from dust Born out of gravity and force, they combust And though they try in rivalry…”

The screen fell away, revealing Beelzebub in all her shining, glittery glory. 

“THEY’LL NEVER SHINE BRIGHT AS ME~!”

Beelza’s magic, combined with the iridescent gold dust covering every inch of her mother’s gown was enough to illuminate her form as she descended down the staircase while keeping in rhythm with the music.

“I'm the light every night in your world, hey! You revel in the glory of my beauty You ready to watch me be legendary? 'Cause I'm ultraluminary~!”

Beelzebub smiled down at the guests, relishing everyone’s attention focused solely on her and her alone.

“The cosmic shine of my fine display Can turn the night to day I hear they say that the Milky Way Can't help but envy me I am the brightest star Superb, spectacular~!”

Once she made it back down to the stage, she twirled dramatically, the train of her dress spinning along with her as she dropped to the ground. The lights dimmed once to be replaced by a single spotlight on the sin.

“It was a desert here in Hell when we arrived Gathering all of my tears, heartbreak and sighs I made a potion ignite and turned the night To a radiant city of light From tears I rise….!”

She slowly stood up, using her own magic to create a swirl of golden light in her hands as she began to hover off the stage, ascending into the air. She stopped until she was well above her audience and sent tendrils of light out towards the guests.

“I RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSEEEEEE!”

The tendrils traveled vertically and illuminated the chandeliers, flooding the room with bright light once more.

“I'm the light every night in your world, hey! You revel in the glory of my beauty You ready to watch me be legendary? 'Cause I'm ultraluminary~!”

Beelzebub landed back down on the stage and posed. There was brief moment of silence before the entire room erupted into thunderous applause. The sin grinned, and blew kisses out to the guests. Ah, she missed this. The sounds of cheering and clapping that came after a brilliant performance such as hers.

“Let’s give another round of applause for my mom, Queen Beelzebub!” Beelza cheered, flying down onto the stage to join her mother. She turned to address the guests for the final time that night.

“I’d say that the perfect end to an exciting weekend. On behalf of my mother, I’d like to thank everyone for coming out this weekend! We hope you had a great time!”

Beelza took off her top hat and dipped into a bow, just like she had done on the first night.

“Good night, everyone! Hope to see you again next year~!”

[xamassed]

⟬ @gamenu / starter call ⟭

"What do you usually do around this time?" They were both comfortable on the sofa, a holiday-themed cooking competition playing on the television. "I know the Human Realm is pretty big, and there's loads of different traditions."

[helllords]

@mxldito / continued.

Now this gets her to halt in her movements and speech, blond eyebrows drawn together in confusion and index finger pressed against her lips, clearly thrown off-guard by the obviousness in which their reply is coated. She clearly remembers the torn bodies, the blood flowing freely as it had escaped the confines of human veins. " Then who did I feast with back in 1460... ", a mumble, meant for herself but clearly not caring if they heard it as well. But her attention is a fleeting bird and soon stolen away by the continuation of their conversation. " Oh, smash! I'm sure he'd be still a delicious delight nowadays! "

[xflashbastardx]

{ re: the tags on my last meme reblog, if you have a muse that either is canonically an enemy/antagonist of mine or who you could see being an enemy of/antagonistic towards mine, I am batting my eyes at you and gesturing to my inbox and/or IMs (if you prefer to plot) }

[fizzarollitm]

❝ hey, hey party guy ! you comin' to light the place up or just chill ? ❞ bee conjures a fizzing, honey colored drink whose bubbles pop like candy at the surface. ❝ mic is yours if you want it. ❞ @madefate

" As long as it's free for all on roasting the drunk fucks, absolutely. " He had a sweet buzz in his blood and while it was different vibe from Ozzie's, he wasn't immune to Bee's influence pushing him to take everything given to him.

He dunk himself in the honeyed water one last time before getting out to take the microphone from her. " How about you and 'Tex ? Any juicy details there for my set ? "

[diadxrling]

@arachn0philia: 🎭

Send 🎭 for our muses to meet at a masquerade party

Watching people walk around was quite enjoyable to Dia, really just looking at the pretty outfits and maybe seeing if she recognized anyone. There were a few people that of course were easy to spot, sticking out for a multitude of reasons. She took a sip from his drink before she spotted a very familiar form finding herself smiling at seeing the spider.

"Don't tell me you came all alone~" she teased her mask keeping most her face hidden as she giggled before taking it off so she was more recognizable. "Glad to see you got some time off to enjoy one of the best parties in hell"

[soulsxng]

Pythius, any plans to let Deianeira off you?

@arcxnumvitae (mentions @thewolfisawake's muse!) | Relationships | Accepting!

"No, I don't have any plans to let anyone kill me any time soon. Ask me again in another few centuries, and we'll see if anything has changed, yeah? Anyway, the fact that she was so quick to say she wanted to spill my blood was fun. Refreshing. A lot of people are usually too afraid of me to want to fight me for the hell of it, after all, let alone tease about it. Being that she is one of Hell's Sins, however, I expected that she'd be different than the demons I usually see from day to day...and she is. Like Soon-hee and Arya...and the rest of the Sins, for that matter, Deianeira is a pretty easy person to be around, so I'll spend time with her when she's up for it. Simple as that."

"I'd be happy to let her try on my life some other time, with that being said. Blood and sex tend to be equally good ways to get to know someone without getting too deep, yeah? So why not?"

[frogeyedape]

I ran out of tags XD Good Omens Spoilers Beware! (time for dinner now)

The Magic Trick You Didn’t See: Being An Analysis of Good Omens Season 2

(or: Neil Gaiman, Your Brain is Gorgeous But I Have Cracked Your Sneaky Little Code And Have You Dead To Rights*) (*Maybe)

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Soooooo I just spent the last 48 hours having a BREATHTAKING GALAXY BRAIN EPIPHANY about Good Omens Season 2 and feverishly writing a fuckin16,000 word essay about the incredible magic trick that @neil-gaiman pulled off. 

Yes, it’s long, but I PROMISE your brains will explode. Do you want to know how magic works? Do you want to know what Metatron’s deal is (I’m like 99% sure of this and it’s EXTREMELY FUCKING GOOD)? Do you want to know about the Mystery of the Vanishing Eccles Cakes and the big fat beautiful clue I found in the opening credits? Do you go through the whole inventory of Chekov’s Firearm & Heavy Artillery Discount Warehouse? 

Here is the essay, go read it: https://docs.google.com/document/d/193IXS11XN46lziHRb6eUpM17yK0BQkRqke1Wh64A_e0/ When ur done u can tell me I’m an insane crackpot, and u know what, i won’t even be offended

In case you don’t know whether you want to bother reading the whole enormous thing on google docs, I’ve put the first couple sections of it under the cut. JUST TRUST ME OKAY, HEAR ME OUT, THIS IS VERY EXTREMELY COOL, NEIL IS GOOD AT HIS JOB–

Keep reading

[maopll]

thinking about protective and strong, beefy men yet a softie from the core just for you

They like it when you bury your face within their chest, which gives you a sense of security and them a chance to inhale your refreshing scent. It's his shampoo on your hair, isn't it?

He can't help but feel this pang in his chest of pure adoration for you when they can see or even sense you in their periphery. As if an imaginary red thread tied you two together, two lovers who found the best soul mates for themselves.

He would carry you with ease when you would jump into his arms with no notice and quite suddenly. Fazed? oh please, he loves to carry you even when you surprise him during the most questionable of times when he's busy or tired or even angry...all a little act if yours to uplift his mood even a little :)

Thinking about how he would let out a breezy laugh when he would find you asleep on his chest while he was telling you about his day. You were lulled to sleep by his soft heartbeat. There would be reverberations from the laugh in his chest that would only encourage you to further drive your head between the two soft natural cushions you've found

It gets him lovesick when you would stand on your tip toes just to give him a little peck on his lips before he went to work or get done with his day. He would chuckle at your antics and bend down to your height so you can deliver a kiss on top of his nose or if he's feeling a little cheeky that day, he would escape your attempts of showcasing your love and head out for the doorway while having the BIGGEST shit-eating-grin of all time leaving you all pouty on the doorstep.

Thinking about how he would hold you close to themselves and gently pat your back spelling countless "sorry...sorry.." As you two just fought over something. He does it when he's wrong, and when you also know that you're wrong, the room gets filled with apologies, you both say.

And how he got the most expensive date set around for you as he buys everything that you may glance upon. Oh, you like these flowers? bought. Oh, you like these kinds of candy? no problem, he will buy twice the amount you requested for. He just can't help but spoil you with everything he has, and I mean everything and it will be at your disposal if you just ask for it ;)

— WRIOTHESLEY, alhaitham, zhongli, ITTO, neuvillette, diluc, ayato, TOJI, SUKUNA, nanami, YUUJI, JING YUAN, dr ratio, LUKA, GALLAGHER, diavolo, MAMMON, BEELZEBUB, malleus, vil, JACK HOWL, LEONA, rook hunt, sebek zigvolt

[he-calls-me-kitten]

Recently got busy and haven't had time to be around at all .. I just skimmed through whatever I have missed while I was away and I realized how badly I missed your writing style... It's just so ue2ge8eh27db❤️❤️⁉️⁉️ I can't really explain it.. its scrumptious, very very yummy... So I come with a little request... We know the obey men are quite and as a short girlie that's just like so fucking attractive like?????????? Sirrrr???? 😖😖

Imaginee... getting picked up by them and quite literally hanging off their cock as they just dangle you in the air, your feet not touching the ground as they just fuck yiu silly, watching your writhe and sob as their cock leaves a bulge on your stomach as you claw at their arms. They don't even gotta be trying, your just go dumb on their cock, crying how it's too big and having them bully themselves in you...

Basically that prompt with barbatos, Simeon and beel

I'm a very horny Tumblr user as you can tell LMAO

Love you though, take rests, eat, drink, stay healthy, darling. Mwah 💋

-M. 🪭🪷

Oh my god look who's back?!!! Hey M!!! Missed you loads, hopefully life eases up on you, busy little thing! Thank you for checking in, it means the world ❤️

And your ideas...just *chef's kiss*. Here's another treat for the short AFAB folks with size kink out there!!!

Little Body Big Heat

Afab! MC x Barbatos, Simeon, Beelzebub

Barbatos mock apologizes as you pant and plead him to stop. But he's barely even doing anything really. All he's doing is just standing there, carrying you in his arms, holding you so close.

You're the one struggling and twitching to take him in more or push him out. The way you are writhing - he genuinely cannot tell but he sure is enjoying the show.

"MC, use your words, won't you? I'm sorry I can't understand you when you're like this, my love." He coos, brushing hair away from your face.

"Mhhmm- B-Barb please.... please it's too much. Please ....just... help me move..." You struggled to string a sentence together.

And he finally the gracious butler takes pity on you. You're asking so nicely after all.

"Is this better?" He moves so painfully slow, you whine into his ears. "Oh? Would you like me to be... faster?" He kisses your neck, feeling the vibrations of your delightful complains, which soon would turn into delightful screams. And he wants everyone to hear them too.

Simeon's angelic side simply ceases to exist when it comes to his desire for you. Honestly what were you thinking falling asleep, sitting on his lap. Don't you know he already has a hard time behaving himself around you?

"Did you have a good sleep, MC?" He threads his fingers through your hair, pulling you closer for a kiss. "As you can see...I've run into quite the problem. I can't go home to Luke while I'm like this now, can I?"

You take some time to come to your senses. After all, it's not every day you wake up with Simeon's erection between your legs.

"Would you like to use me...to calm it down?" You gingerly try to hold him down there, it took both of your hands yet he was still much too big for you. He made a low groan at the contact.

"Really, you wouldn't mind?" He asks even as his fingers are already touching your waist, slowly pulling off your top.

"Your sense of duty is really admirable, MC." He chuckles as he pulls off your shorts, now undoing his own pants. "Now then, where would you like me?"

"You...can choose." You let him feast on you with his eyes and hands, enciting soft whimpers and moans. His fingers delight at the wetness pooled between your legs, toying with you before pressing his erection against your puffy clit.

He pushes into your hole, stretching you out but before you can't even let out a sound. His tongue is inside your mouth devouring your screams. You've taken him in so well. He can feel himself bulge out your stomach. "Does that feel good, my little lamb?"

You nod even tears collect at the corner of your eyes. "So good..so... full... It's toobiigg... you'resooo big S-Simeon... please..." Oh how he loves doing this to you.

Beelzebub's length is only the second most dangerous thing about him. The first is his stamina. You realise this now as you have been pressed against his lockers for what feels like hours. Your feet haven't touched the ground in so long.

"Beel...a-are you still.. not done..." You watched him pant, looking at you with a frenzied look in his eyes. When you told him you'd help him get his mind off food, this is not how he thought it would go.

"Beel! I-I know you're really famished ..but ...but you can't... keep...doing this...ahhhmn..mnhn Beel I'm about to...cum again...stop please..." He kept sucking your slick up, right through your orgasm. Talk about overstimulation.

He already tormented you with his tongue down there till you were leaking through your underwear. And now that he was too aroused to calm down, you simply had to let him fuck you. "Just...one last time, MC. I promise."

Yeah sure. He said that two rounds ago. Seriously you wondered how you had not passed out yet. But then again, everytime he moved - you swear he kept discovering a new pleasure point inside you.

"MC your face right now...you look so cute...I'm sorry I couldn't stop myself...and you feel so warm..." He plunged in and out of you again, bouncing you on his dick effortlessly. Of course he hasn't thought about food, he's been too busy devouring you.

[qveenofgluttony]

She hasn't seen her Dad at all today. That was a good sign, right? Then why the fuck did she still feel so uneasy? Oh well, hopefully tonight she might get some actual fucking sleep. But first things first...

"Wasuuuup, party people! As we wind to the end of another night same rules still apply. You're welcome to attend the orgy part of the festivities or you can retire to your private rooms for the night, or go home!"

"Tomorrow is sadly the last day of ball so we hope you continue to have a fucking good time while it lasts. Have a good night, and see you tomorrow everyone!"

[musesatyourservice]

❝ you’re so cute when you blush. ❞ From Beelzebub?

"Interesting thing to say," Sabrina said as she helped out as a cashier at the bookstore. "Did you find everything that you were looking for?"

@infinitelycomplexpuzzles

[helllords]

@zealctry asked: ♡ aba / deus / mon / bee (because I'm so not greedy, asdfghjk) / Send ♡ to see what my muse thinks of yours.

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[youryurigoddess]

Gabriel’s (missing) cross

Let’s put everything we know about that spooky statue of the Archangel Gabriel in one thread to make the conversation about its possible meaning as a Good Omens 3 clue more structured. Starting off with the relevant part of the official commentary from X-Ray:

Douglas Mackinnon got one thing wrong in his part of the interview — Gabriel wasn’t carved by “some guy in Italy,” but a British sculptor and prop maker David Field working as a part of the team at 3DEye in London.

Technically speaking, it’s a gorgeous piece of hand-carved expanded polystyrene with a clay sculpted head on top of it — even if the Archangel’s smug likeness isn’t that pleasant to look at, all things considered. The scenic artists from 3DEye made it look like stone afterwards.

The body itself took ten days to sculpt and is a faithful copy of the famous statue on Ponte Sant'Angelo in Rome called Angel with the Cross by Ercole Ferrata. It stands on the inscription “Cuius principatus super humerum eius” (“Whose government shall be upon His shoulder”, Isaiah 9:16), and this quote makes much more sense for Gabriel than the cross in his hands. The usual iconography of the Archangel uses a trumpet or a white lily instead.

Ponte Sant'Angelo was originally used to expose the heads of those sentenced to death — each of the angelic statues on it carry Arma Christi, the Instruments of the Passion. Like the Second Coming, what seems to be a hopeful message to the Chosen Ones can also be a warning for the others.

The statue of Gabriel, first shown in full in the cemetery scene of the Good Omens 2 title sequence, reappears at the very end as a part of the bridge leading to the biggest Easter egg — at least according to Peter Anderson, the animator behind it — which is the lift in the background, implying how we’re getting closer towards the Second Coming. Notice how the cross broke down in half at some point between these two scenes!

And it disappears in the plot as well: Gabriel’s memory depicts it only from his point of view, with the camera deliberately moving slightly to the right and stopping at his eye level. The centered, establishing shots show the statue with empty hands as a bookend.

I believe that this cross is meant to serve as a foreshadowing, a reminder of the absolution of sins and eternal life through Christ’s sacrifice and Second Coming. We see it only through Gabriel and Aziraphale’s eyes — when Beelzebub looks at the statue, the cross is not there.

As seen in the BTS photos and videos, it’s not an editing error, but a deliberate positioning of the physical props on set. The cross was clearly meant to be a removable part of the statue and displayed in a specific way to convey a message to the audience.

The question remains: is it a reassurance, something to look forward to, or maybe rather a warning?

Not helpfully at all, the traditional use of angelic imagery in Christian cemeteries matches both interpretations.

[gildedoak]

A small side dose of Sins! This would take place right after RadioApple Week Day 3 “Deal.”

I’m gonna need to make a master post at this rate. I’ve got at least ten more “episodes,” five of which are drafted, and one is four pages - not panels, PAGES - long!

I love reading all your comments and tags - thank you all so much for your support of this silly comic series! ❤️

Description under the cut!

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Comic detailing the text thread between the Sins. Based on the placement of the texts, this is from Beelzebub's phone.

Panel 1: Group Text Name - "Chef Identity Taskforce" Oz: UPDATE!!!! Oz: Chef Friend is a guy - confirmed Oz: And he's making lemon bars Levi: WTF Oz how did u find this shit out? Bee: CF BAKES TOO?? S8n: ooh i like lemon

Panel 2: Oz: Lu asked 2 borrow some of my staff 4 a grocery run on Earth Bee: HE'S MAKING THEM WITH REAL LEMONS? Bel: LOL - breathe Bee Oz: didn't say how much he was making - I promise 2 share! Mamm: U BETTER SHARE Oz: ur lucky I'm in a good mood Ma'am (someone laughed at this text)

Panel 3: Several hours later... There's a lemon bar, and several small lemon motifs.

Panel 4: Group Text Name - "The Seven" Luci: Did Bee have a foodgasm? S8n: she did... Mamm: SHE DID Bel: Felt the shakes allllll the way down here Bee: SORRYYYYY Bel: LOL no ur not

Panel 5: Oz: These lemon bars are (5 star emojis) Lu! Oz: Tell ur man we said thanks! Luci: I will! Bee: WHO IS THIS MYSTERY MAN OF YOURS LUCI? Bee: I MUST MEET HIM (Message Read) Bee: LUCIFER VENUS

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